No Nut November – Journal, Entry 2

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No Nut November – Journal, Entry 2Day 6Just a note at the beginning, it turns out I can’t actually edit stories once they’re posted. Good to know. So this part 2 will be its own story entry, and I’m not sure if I can post links on stories so they’re all on my profile anyway, check it out. No, I’m not trying to boost my analytics, this is just so newcomers can read the whole shtick, alright, stop being so negative.Alright so today is a really important day in Australia, called the ‘Melbourne Cup’ or ‘The Race That Stops The Nation’. It’s this huge horse race event basically, where the bourgeoisie gather to do rich people stuff and look cool and hot. Now I’m not really into fucking horses, so that wasn’t the problem. But holy fuck, there were so many fit chicks on TV, like hot diggety damn. There’s models and shit at the event, and they’re not dressed slutty, but there’s still something really arousing about a women dressed with class. Like damn, bahis firmaları if I had a night with any one of them, I would’ve covered her from head to toe in cum. Even typing it out now has me hard. But I had to banish these thought from my head, otherwise my other ‘head’ would win and I would lose (No Nut November). So I’ve developed a new strategy for anti-women thoughts. As the old saying goes ‘If she breathes, she a THOT.’ I don’t think this will work.Anyway, I made the right bet on the right horse, and I made a whopping $1000 gain. How cool is that? On any other day, it would’ve been drinks on me, or an orgy with a bunch of escorts, but No Nut November dictates that I must remain nut ~free~.On an unrelated note, apparently, there’s this website/group called “NoFap”, which aims to help guys reduce the amount of masturbation which they perform on a general basis. The end goal is to be completely non-reliant on masturbation, as too much kaçak iddaa wanking could lead to erectile dysfunction according to them. Whether it’s fear mongering is up to you to decide, but for my purposes, the advice could be useful, at least for this month.Now I am a ‘Fapstronaut’, a disciple of the NoFap way. I looked at the subreddit and forums, and I find it quite funny that they are ‘secular’ or non-religious, and I suppose they are since they use evidence and hard logic to improve your life, a worthy goal, but holy fuck the amount of people spewing shit like “I need to stop wanking so I can be closer to Jesus” is fucking unreal. To be fair, it would bring you closer to Jesus according to the Bible, but you’re missing out on a lot of things in life if your life goal is to get closer to Jesus. Like blowjobs. Or orgies. Or cheeseburgers. Or getting a divorce. Or wanking. Oh shit now I’ve talking about wanking, now all I can think about is kaçak bahis wanking. Gotta stop before I break my holy compact if you know what I mean.Day 7My part 1 journal finally got posted. Turns out they have to get processed like how videos on this site take a few days to get processed as well. I guess patience really is a virtue. Also I’m just an idiot, since it literally tells you this when you upload a story, as I later found out.But the real question is, when I open my story on Chrome, it always has this fucking shit everywhere:Now I’m no computer expert, I can’t read HTML, but I’m very certain that this shit shouldn’t be visible. It might just be me though. I can have my retarded moments. Let me know if you guys can see this shit by leaving a comment down below. Also if you do this, you’ll enter my free giftcard giveaway for 50,000 Robux on the popular MMORPG Roblox.(There is no giveaway guys I’m kinda poor I can’t even afford to get my printer fixed)Also I’m taking a little break from xHamster now, I get to aroused just from looking at the thumbnails lol. Don’t be surprised if the next journal post is really long or something.

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